You will get a kick out of this. I found this on the Tack Of The Day Website and LMAO! I think my fave is MHTS, but HIMB,& SIPA has me pegged. DLIT! (don't laugh it's true!) D'na In today's ever faster moving world, it is important to be efficient in our communication, especially when texting. In the interest of helping the horse world keep pace, following are some abbreviations for common phrases we use every day. Enjoy! > OOH - out of hay > LAS - lost a shoe > BBM - bastard just bit me > FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing > FTC -- Forgot the carrots > MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again > ITTI -- I'll take up tennis instead > LWW -- Lesson went well > MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off > HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair > SIPA - Stepped In Poop Again > HAO - Hay All Over > HIMB - Hay in My BRA > PISS - Poop Induced Sudden Stop > SBGR - Stuck Behind Green Rider > UD - Unplanned Dismount > PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God > MMM - Master Manure Mucker > OOM - Out of money > MHTS - More horses than sense. > BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers > GBBF - got board bill, fainted > GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted > HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted > SLH - Smell like horse > DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee > HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby > WWFNS - Will work for new saddle > AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy > SSB - saddle sore butt > BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance > ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon > NLT - No lesson today > HGR - Have a great ride!